T-Shirt, Finn's

The Finn’s T-Shirt

Technically, it’s a T-shirt.
Practically, it’s a bad decision alibi.

Built tough enough to survive beer foam, tobacco spit, mustard, and that unfortunate moment leaning over the rail when last night’s tacos made their return voyage.

Soft enough to pass as a pillow when the shoreline suddenly looks like five-star accommodations.

The best part? This shirt doesn’t judge. It doesn’t lecture. It just takes the hit, absorbs the damage, and shows up at the lake with you the next morning like nothing happened.

Not just a T-shirt.
A loyal co-conspirator.
Because your last drinking buddy bailed before throwing a blanket over you.